Loco | Spitting Transvestites of DEATH

MY APARTMENT - In college writing, we have been preached to how an impressive paragraph can set the tone for a whole article.

If I've ever read a better, more intriguing, "I've-got-to-read-more-of-that-article" paragraph of writing in my life, I don't remember it.

Members of a transvestite gang have confessed to concealing strong sedative pills under their tongues and spitting them down the throats of their victims while kissing, causing them to pass out so they can be easily robbed, police said.

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-cw