Hostage | I need salmon-flavored soda.

NAIROBI, KENYA - If I don't get a bottle of this in Africa, I'm not coming back.

The salmon-flavoured soda will be offered as part of a $13 "regional holiday pack" that also includes other unusual sodas such as turkey & gravy, corn on the cob, broccoli casserole and pecan pie.

*Barf*

-cw