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.:: The Daily Cowbell ::.

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Loco | Terrorists have now taken over our cell phones.

NAIROBI, KENYA - Do not, I repeat, DO NOT, buy generic batteries. The terrorists are using them as tools of attack.

The cell phone had been charging on the Casper College student's bed. Witnesses say there was a large popping sound, and flames shot more than a foot into the air, melting the case, and burning the sheets on the bed.


Be warned: Your cell phone may try to KILL YOU.

-cw

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