Loco | We'll never understand the English language

NAIROBI, KENYA - Ok, read this poem and tell me that English isn't crazy:

When the English tongue we speak.
Why is break not rhymed with freak?
Will you tell me why it's true
We say sew but likewise few?
And the maker of the verse,
Cannot rhyme his horse with worse?
Beard is not the same as heard
Cord is different from word.
Cow is cow but low is low
Shoe is never rhymed with foe.
Think of hose, dose,and lose

*Smacking head* ARGH!!!!

-cw