Neato | The coolest thing you'll see today: Roman graffiti

MY APARTMENT - Ever wonder what was scrawled on the bathroom walls in Pompeii?

"Lesbianus, you defecate and you write, ‘Hello, everyone!’"
"Satura was here on September 3rd"
"I screwed the barmaid"
"Gaius Sabinus says a fond hello to Statius. Traveler, you eat bread in Pompeii but you go to Nuceria to drink. At Nuceria, the drinking is better."

PARENTAL WARNING: The writings on this page are not suitable for children under 13... or 18... heck, for anyone.

Anyone but Lesbianus.

-cw