Loco | The best/worst Christmas presents ever.

MY APARTMENT - I need this under my tree... STAT.

Aim and fire with your mouse. C’mon, wage your very own war with weapons of mass compression. You know you want to.

Yes, I do. Imagine, sitting in my office...

Student: Mr. Webb, can I stay up 15 extra minutes past lights out?
Mr. Webb: NO! (Satanic Laugh) Now dance puppet! (Shooting darts at the poor, unsuspecting student)
Student: PORQUE!!!!!

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And the winner of worst Christmas present ever... the kid who's going to get an $800 picture of an Xbox!

Look at this page, and scroll down to the "text" about the machine itself. In the 2nd to the last line, there's the sentence:

"This auction is not for an Xbox 360 system, but instead for a picture of one."

Basically, what he's saying is that you're not buying the Xbox, but the picture of it.

How is the mother ever gonna wrap that up?

-cw