PSA | If you want to really freak someone out...

MY APARTMENT - As Halloween night is about to go down at home, just a super-comforting, calm observation from the Family Media Guide.

[According to Media Data Corp's research,] MDC found that the most popular pain inducer is impalement – with 419 counts, or nearly 25 percent of the 1,734 total instances. The runners-up are protruding object at 313 and bite injury at 305.

As scary and gross as the subject matter is, this is a really great read. Especially if it's Halloween night, and you hear a knock on your door...

-cw