Loco | Breaking News: Tooth Fairy not accepting teeth anymore. Finds it gross, biohazardous "body parts."

MY APARTMENT - Oh c'mon...

"I asked the surgeon for the teeth and was refused. I was told teeth were now classed as body parts and had to be disposed of by the hospital"I explained that my daughter had been excited at the prospect of getting money from the tooth fairy but she just shrugged and walked away."

The only consolation was that it was a British hospital, so the bodily specimins will probably be recycled to give a different Brit a completely ugly grill.

-cw