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Monday, October 31, 2005

myVote™ | Real headline of the day: "[Venezuelan President] Chavez: Halloween part of U.S. culture of terror"

MY APARTMENT - When you're a South American dictator scared out of your mind about getting ousted by the U.S. government, you start going a little... "loco."

Like saying that the real American enemy is a carved pumpkin.

In one odd incident a week ago, authorities found more than a dozen jack-o'-lanterns left in spots around Caracas bearing anti-government messages and what appeared to be bomb-like fuses... Paper skeletons bearing anti-Chavez messages also have appeared in spots across Caracas recently, and government officials have blamed sectors of the opposition with aiming to create chaos.

myVote™: When you're the dictator of a country that many think will be the next the US goes to war with, you should always shut your mouth. Especially when it comes to Halloween. Bush loves his candy.

-cw

2 Comments:

  • "He must have been pretty surprised to see 50-some of his peers watching him whiz on the side of the road!"


    "pee'rs"? "whiz"? dude, you never cease to crack me up. I brag to my friends about this great writer I know that is so good that someday he might be able to support himself on writing alone!! I miss you man, and can't wait till we're back in Culver South, tearin' it up...

    Jason

    By Blogger Jason, at Mon Oct 31, 09:17:00 PM  

  • Hey Chris,
    I enjoy your blog and sounds like you are doing great. Things do not look good in Chief land right now but hopefully that will improve after Raider week. Not many trick or treaters in Enterprise last night but by the last few ones we were stuffing whole bags of candy in the pumpkins just to get rid of it! Be safe! GO CHIEFS

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at Wed Nov 02, 05:17:00 AM  

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