myVote™ | Real headline of the day: "[Venezuelan President] Chavez: Halloween part of U.S. culture of terror"

MY APARTMENT - When you're a South American dictator scared out of your mind about getting ousted by the U.S. government, you start going a little... "loco."

Like saying that the real American enemy is a carved pumpkin.

In one odd incident a week ago, authorities found more than a dozen jack-o'-lanterns left in spots around Caracas bearing anti-government messages and what appeared to be bomb-like fuses... Paper skeletons bearing anti-Chavez messages also have appeared in spots across Caracas recently, and government officials have blamed sectors of the opposition with aiming to create chaos.

myVote™: When you're the dictator of a country that many think will be the next the US goes to war with, you should always shut your mouth. Especially when it comes to Halloween. Bush loves his candy.

-cw