The Rules of the Trip

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===Rules of the Trip===

1) Follow the crowd
2) Do what powerful women say
3) It could always be worse
4) Katrina shouldn't fiddle
5) Lose 50 lbs and marry anorexic before joining Mile High Club
6) Statuatory rape is the jaywalking of sex crimes
7) Being in Italy is the most authentic Italian thing you can do
8) Don't threaten me
9) Rule #1 is Rule #Fun!
10) Details make writing come alive
11) No one can turn down a ninja
12) Gelato is just ice cream in italian