myVote™ | Stongbad: "I'm not your freakin' babysitter!"

MY APARTMENT - Oh, Strongbad, you are amazing.

In today's email, SB explains how he puts his pet, The Cheat, to sleep at night. A grotelated old sponge covered in bandaids he affectionately calls "The Denzel," stories of Moses Malone, a glass of skim milk/gummy bears (called Suudsu), and a beautiful renditon of "Yelling brand muffin over the sound of chainsaws." Brilliant.

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-cw