Loco | McRedesign? I'm not lovin' it.

BOYS' DEAN'S OFFICE - You've got to be joking.

Owners Jerry Wernau and partner Mark Kramer are hoping that the $300,000 remodel of their McDonald's at Scottsdale and Thomas roads will turn the space into "the four-star restaurant of the fast-food arena." "A McDonald's opened in Denver with flat-screen plasma TVs," [McDonald's regional spokeswoman Carolyn] Gust said, "and some of the stores in the West and Southwest have fountains, gas fireplaces or leather sofas."

Yet, for some reason, I know that if I ask a girl out to a nice dinner and take her out for a Big Mac, I'll get slapped. My Vote: McStupid.

-McCW