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Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Stormtroopers invade Culver Hall

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LINCOLN, NE - Strormtroopers invaded Union College's Culver Hall tonight, injuring and killing 37 anonymous henchmen stationed in the dorm lobby. The strike team, representing Darth Derek's Dark Side, ran a successful atttack campaign until their elevator stopped on 2nd Floor. There, Jedi Jason Warren defended the honor of the Mexicans, the Samoans, the black people, and the 5 white guys who live in Union's "other" men's residence hall.



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