Stormtroopers invade Culver Hall
LINCOLN, NE - Strormtroopers invaded Union College's Culver Hall tonight, injuring and killing 37 anonymous henchmen stationed in the dorm lobby. The strike team, representing Darth Derek's Dark Side, ran a successful atttack campaign until their elevator stopped on 2nd Floor. There, Jedi Jason Warren defended the honor of the Mexicans, the Samoans, the black people, and the 5 white guys who live in Union's "other" men's residence hall.
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Gosh, Chris, you're an incredible writer. Way to be.
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Anonymous, at Wed May 11, 10:06:00 PM
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